wani loves randomness

don't you?
this is a tribute to my dear random sister.
love love you.
haha.

she can send me random messages
which totally do not make sense.
but it's funny and i love it anyway
check it.

"shabooya! 1,2,3,4,5
just wanna check on you and then say hi!
6,7,8,9,10 ..."

"I WanNa gIvE a shOUToUT to ALL MAAHH PEOPLE!"
just because she's on the computer, she takes the opportunity to annoy me

"daddy there's a monster under my bed can i have a glass of water?"
see what i mean? she was stoned when she typed this. well done.

"yeahhhhh when the stars go bluuueeee. eh. but starhub green eh. oh well."

"bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt"

"why can't a bicycle stand on its own?
ANS: because it's 2-tyred"
i love her lame jokes.

"doo da dee didi dumm didi doo! guess what song!"
god knows. i have no idea.

"What do you call a blind deer?
ANS: [reed-eye-on]
What do you call a lame, blind deer?
ANS: [reed-eye-on-llits]

P.S. read backwards"
lame right? but funny.

"wait. i don't get why saying oo ee ou ah ah ting tang wala wala bing bang will help me in my love life. because it's totally not working..."
not making sense babe.

ok, now she takes on a barbie persona.

"hiya barbie. HI KEN! ya wanna jump in for a ride? SURE! [caps represent highpitch]
life in plasticc. it's fantasticc!"
rmbr ger? i love this song.

"omg! i like totally realized something! computers are like totally cooler than PCs! don't you think so??"
haha. this i don't get. i got to ask her.

"its just like. my FBT shorts are fetch-er than my football thailand ones! i mean like thailand? thats like totally unGLAM. d'ohh."
ahaha.

ok, now disposing the barbie persona.
"ok sorry being a bimbo is brain-draining. i have no idea how they're so natural"
hoho. smart ass.

"*pop*ahhh*pop*aaaah*pop*bleah! guess what i am??"
ANS: [!reppop-llip a]"

"yoHO yo*hic*HO a pirate's life for MEeEe. *staggers n sways* ahahah! are you swaying??"
thanks arh. have a little faith in me.

that was all TODAY.

previously, some of the highlights.

"what do you call a flabby bear?
ANS: glare-bear [pronounced gleh-beh]"
sorry, you non-malays.

oh.. sorry. i can't remember.
i'll ask her when she's awake.
by the way, if you understand none of these,
good. that's why its random.
but just in case you're stressed,
have fun laughing.

oh, another person i have to mention.
my 9-year-old cousin.
he's so amazingly sweet.

quote/unquote from the same sister's blog.
"then. my cousin was like asking my sisters and i whether we prefer green apple or green tea. and obviously we said green tea. then we dropped the subject. then later he was begging his mom to let him go to the shop to buy kinder bueno. so like ok lor.

then suddenly he came back with 3 cups of bubble tea and we were like. wahh so nice buy for his older sis and younger brother.

then he took one cup and gave us to share (me n my sisters) and we were like. oh!so we were guessing what flavour it is when my sis guessed green tea. then we were like. OHHHHH.

like imagine. he asked us what we liked because he was planning to buy for us. that was soooooo sweet! and he's like what, pri 3?

it was so unexpected because he is really annoying n stuff. haha but like woww. "

ok. so basically, i have a very sweet 9 year old cousin.
see, its worthwhile afterall, spoiling them once in awhile.
cause they know how to return the favour.

ok. that's all for random.
i love school!
don't you, 13?